4 Reasons Why Bagel Bites Are The Best

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1. Pizza in the morning.

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Upon rising, one could, in theory, have a bagel in its customary breakfast form—toasted with a spreadable condiment. This type of bagel is vastly inferior to the Bagel Bite, which is topped with calcium- and protein-rich items suitable for fueling the energy of eight-year-old warriors on Rollerblades.

2. Pizza in the evening.

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Young scholars return to their domiciles to begin their extracurricular training, engaging in such crepuscular activities as electronic games and stick-ball. Would one provide these gentlemen and women with so-called "healthy" snacks such as "carrot sticks" and "fruit"? Nay! For only Bagel Bites can foster brotherly festivities.

3. Pizza at supper time.

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When one caters to the least discerning of palates, one should not subject adolescents to gastronomic whimsy lest you desire a 6 o'clock coup d'etat. Combining facility, deliciousness, and an element of fun, Bagel Bites are the only acceptable dinnertime sustenance.

4. When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.

Amen.

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