1.
Never Should Have Happened: John Stamos in a gold button-up.
2.
Never Should Have Happened: The Rock in a gold vest and pants from the juniors' department.
3.
Never Should Have Happened: The Olsen Twins stealing from Bette Midler's closet.
4.
Never Should Have Happened: The Backstreet BoysssSS;liaje;oagemroi (sorry, went temporarily blind for a second; I'm better now).
5.
Never Should Have Happened: Shaggy in a lime green tux. Which he later let Oprah borrow.
6.
Never Should Have Happened: Coolio in an iridescent blue top. Because the fuzzy hat would have been enough.
7.
Never Should Have Happened: Gwyneth in a shiny silver coat thing. Because that just added to the list of things she probably tortured Brad with.
8.
Never Should Have Happened: Usher's shiny chambray. Usher gets off with a warning for this one because it's not too bad.
9.
No! Bad, Usher! Bad, bad!
10.
Never Should Have Happened: Joshua Jackson's shiny pink pants. He's lucky he still had a career after this.
11.
Never Should Have Happened: Christina Aguilera's three-piece ensemble. Just. So. Shiny.
12.
Never Should Have Happened: Melissa Joan Hart's...I don't even know what is going on here.
13.
Never Should Have Happened: January Jones and her — wait, what the — were they together?
14.
Never Should Have Happened: Well, maybe "A Night at the Roxbury" wasn't so bad...it was just that there were people in real life kind of like this.
15.
Never Should Have Happened: Chilli and this outfit. Sending our deepest regrets.
16.
Never Should Have Happened: Black Street in the same shiny suit AHHHHHHHHH!
17.
Never Should Have Happened: Brian Setzer with the Dixie Chicks.........
18.
Never Should Have Happened: The Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Read Good. And the silver suit.
19.
Never Should Have Happened: Will Smith and everything he wore when that "Miami" song was out.
20.
Never Should Have Happened: Busta Rhymes in shimmering purple. Please make it stop.
21.
Never Should Have Happened: Jennifer Love Hewitt and the curtain from that boutique hotel that just got it wrong.
22.
Never Should Have Happened: Britney Spears and the poor disco balls that had to die for the sake of her pants.