2.
You shopped at Benetton.
3.
You wore your sweater over your shoulders.
4.
You had an American Express card.
5.
You wore your sweater over your shoulders, were the CEO of Benetton, and used an American Express card.
7.
You had a black toilet.
8.
You were this self-important lady.
11.
Or if you were really classy...
12.
You had Christofle flatware.
13.
You had a very expensive CD player.
14.
You drove a Mercedes, BMW, or Volvo, preferably in a white or tan hue. And with leather interiors.
16.
Your bedroom looked like this.
17.
You were obsessed with any foods labeled or classified as "gourmet."
18.
There was potpourri everywhere.
20.
You make bold color choices, resulting in this look...which you may or may not still rock.
