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    19 Tacky And Confusing Moments From "MTV Cribs"

    Décor depression. It's a real thing. You may experience it after reading this post.

    1. A.J. McLean's Florida mansion was like a Grecian Holiday Inn.

    2. Pamela Anderson's beachside pad is the aftermath of Jo-Ann Fabric's really bad stomach flu.

    3. Kerr Smith (aka Jack from "Dawson's Creek") lives here?

    4. Beverley Mitchell's house: depressingly ordinary.

    5. Destiny's Child's house in Houston, Texas is clearly the evil work of Tina Knowles.

    6. I love you, Beyonce. I do not love that dresser.

    7. Beyonce goes into Kelly's closet and pulls out a Candie's shoe box. This is where Kelly keeps relics from past relationships. I am now so sad. Can we leave.

    8. Oh wait, this is Solange's room. It's actually a charming reminder of teen décor of the early 2000s. But soooo shiny.

    9. Snoop Dogg's dining room. Weird and empty with that one piece of furniture in the back.

    10. Hanson's NYC apartment was actually pretty cool. But what was up with the chair-a-palooza?

    11. Usher likes earthy things like crystals. That's cool, I suppose.

    12. Except they're everywhere.

    13. And this is Usher's bedroom.

    14. And this is Usher's fridge.

    15. Of course, Mariah's "MTV Cribs" tour will live in sorrowful infamy. Here she is telling us about how she owns Marilyn Monroe's piano.

    16. This is Mariah's downstairs kitchen, where her friends can enjoy snacks. And she can have like maybe one bite of something.

    17. WTF Mariah taking a dog out of the dryer???

    18. Oh Goddddd. The Butterfly Room. Where she keeps teddy bears and fan letters.

    19. And Mariah's bathtub. Which was never to be used when fully nude. Towels required.