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    16 Unsolved Questions For Celebrities In Skechers Ads

    Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Robert Downey Jr? (Yes. Iron Man did Skechers ads.)

    1. Robert Downey Jr, why are you standing on a bathmat? Are you in a bathroom?

    2. Robert Downey Jr, what sport are you intending on participating in with your Skechers Sport shoes? Is stair-sitting a new sport?

    3. What happened to the elves?

    4. How do you pee in this outfit?

    5. Also. Why are there so many of you?

    6. Wait. There are a lot of Christinas going on in this one, too. What crime did Christina #1 commit that prompted Christina #2 to arrest her?

    7. How can one be a student and a teacher at the same time? Does this mean you simultaneously know nothing and everything? Whoa. Mind-fuck.

    8. Is Christina going to administer that scary and hurty-looking shot to HERSELF?

    9. What is Robert Downey Jr thinking about? (It's clearly not chess. His opponent must be getting antsy.)

    10. Why is Rob Lowe on the Titanic?

    11. What kind of weather allows Matt Dillon to wear a turtleneck sweater and a leather jacket when it doesn't actually look cold at all?

    12. Who are your friends, Christina? (Nevermind, something tells me I don't want to know.)

    13. Why would a vampire want to drink the blood of a man wearing Skechers?

    14. Aren't these people afraid they might end up leaving the concert with one naked foot?

    15. Are these shoes around Ashlee's head poised for attack?

    16. What the hell is going on here?!