Buzz·Posted on Oct 15, 201516 Times Costco Failed So Hard It Almost WonLarge bears everywhere.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When these two ginormous bears got it on in the middle of the store. View this photo on Instagram 2. And when they really took it next-level. View this photo on Instagram 3. When it sold this 7-Up flavored cake. How it's "naturally flavored lemon-lime" is beyond me. Rachel Capps @monkeyonmyback7 Costco wtf 04:33 PM - 06 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite So do you serve a glass of 7-Up with it? 4. When it tried to sell winter coats in a goddamned heatwave. View this photo on Instagram 5. When they offered this candle, so you could fill your home with the sweet aroma of "monkey farts." View this photo on Instagram 6. This. Whatever this is. 7. When this definitely-not-possessed-by-the-devil dog stared you down as you waited to get your picture framed. 8. This nearly $10,000 barrel of whiskey. No one needs to be that drunk. View this photo on Instagram 9. Christmas in summer. TOO SOON, COSTCO. TOO. EFFING. SOON. 10. This box of..."diabetes"? 11. When they sold this giant box of Nerds, practically ensuring that half of your salary will go to your dentist. 12. When they knew what was for dinner: shredded chihuahua. View this photo on Instagram 13. When they sold discount caskets. 14. When someone minded the sample booth for wayyy too long. 15. When they tried to get you to buy $2k worth of cereal. 16. And when their bread apparently starred in a movie called Costco Fresh Baked Bread with "Scratch Bread Matthew" in the lead role.