Buzz·Posted on Oct 15, 201516 Times Costco Failed So Hard It Almost WonLarge bears everywhere.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When these two ginormous bears got it on in the middle of the store. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Get a room! 2. And when they really took it next-level. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Oh, it appears this is what you think a "room" is. 3. When it sold this 7-Up flavored cake. How it's "naturally flavored lemon-lime" is beyond me. Rachel Capps @monkeyonmyback7 Costco wtf 04:33 PM - 06 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite So do you serve a glass of 7-Up with it? 4. When it tried to sell winter coats in a goddamned heatwave. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Maybe they are magic coats that reflect all heat. 5. When they offered this candle, so you could fill your home with the sweet aroma of "monkey farts." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com So do you think this smells more smoky or tangy? 6. This. Whatever this is. imgur.com IDK. 7. When this definitely-not-possessed-by-the-devil dog stared you down as you waited to get your picture framed. imgur.com "Master?" 8. This nearly $10,000 barrel of whiskey. No one needs to be that drunk. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Or maybe they do. 9. Christmas in summer. TOO SOON, COSTCO. TOO. EFFING. SOON. phoenixthecookiemonster.tumblr.com Santa's not happy about this. 10. This box of..."diabetes"? imgur.com ???? 11. When they sold this giant box of Nerds, practically ensuring that half of your salary will go to your dentist. imgur.com Cavities included! 12. When they knew what was for dinner: shredded chihuahua. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com NoooOOooooOoooOOOOooo!!! 13. When they sold discount caskets. imgur.com "And finally, I wish to be buried in a discount casket. Preferably one from Costco." 14. When someone minded the sample booth for wayyy too long. jared811111.tumblr.com Should have retired sooner. 15. When they tried to get you to buy $2k worth of cereal. imgur.com The apocalypse is nigh! Stock up now! 16. And when their bread apparently starred in a movie called Costco Fresh Baked Bread with "Scratch Bread Matthew" in the lead role. sergeant-vrataski.tumblr.com Guess they're trying to win a Coscar?