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16 Times Costco Failed So Hard It Almost Won

Large bears everywhere.

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1. When these two ginormous bears got it on in the middle of the store.

Get a room!

2. And when they really took it next-level.

Oh, it appears this is what you think a "room" is.

3. When it sold this 7-Up flavored cake. How it's "naturally flavored lemon-lime" is beyond me.

So do you serve a glass of 7-Up with it?

4. When it tried to sell winter coats in a goddamned heatwave.

Maybe they are magic coats that reflect all heat.


5. When they offered this candle, so you could fill your home with the sweet aroma of "monkey farts."

So do you think this smells more smoky or tangy?

8. This nearly $10,000 barrel of whiskey. No one needs to be that drunk.

Or maybe they do.


12. When they knew what was for dinner: shredded chihuahua.