13 People From '90s Infomercials With Mad Skills

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4. This gentleman, who is not only a scholar (he owns the entire Encyclopedia Britannica series!) but can also drive a rolling chair.

7. This woman, who has cleverly made up something called "The '70s Preservation Society," something she knows will get her crush talking on the phone.

Being into Disco in the '90s made you cool in the way that being into the '90s now makes you cool.

11. The girl who became fluent in French after watching Muzzy for 10 minutes.

The cartoon green giant who taught little children how to speak in foreign tongues. The man deserves a medal.

13. This man, who, with the power of the Ginsu 2000, is able to slice shoes in half. A very valuable skill, indeed.