11 Extraordinary Vintage "Teen Magazine" Covers

Never before have we seen such a weird combo of rad, vintage imagery with totally WTF cover lines. Be thankful you had Teen Vogue.

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Here, some "Teen Magazine" covers from the '60s and '70s.

What we wouldn't give to be able to read them all cover-to-cover. Since we can't, we can at least guess at what was inside.

1. No Diet. Chubby Chicks Look Slimmer In Minutes! How?

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The obvious answer here would be Spanx. But since those weren't around back then, our next best guesses: fun house mirrors, sucking in your gut, chopping off your entire behind.

3. Judo And The Single Girl

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An inspiring tale of how Carrie Bradshaw was able to find happiness, not through a man, no, but through the ancient Japanese combat art: Judo. And the uniforms are cute, too!

10. D'Jeaver Eat A Hoagie?

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Elvis, Shmelvis. What's way more interesting is the cover line, D'Jeaver Eat A Hoagie? We're dying to know the answer. But even more important: Who is this D'Jeaver?