1. You'd smoke bomb your lungs.

2. This was the hospital. Blerg.

3. Wear super attractive contraptions.

4. Spray down the busses with anti-flu spray.

5. Wear the fashion statement <i>du jour</i>: flu masks.

6. Or opt for one of these "germ traps."

7. Fourth period: gargling class.

8. Get yourself to an anti-flu spray party!

9. If all else fails, wear a sign, stoopid.

10. Don't forget to take care of the animals, too.

11. Finally, we arrive at the modern flu shot.
