You have short hair.
You are ugly.
You never wear skirts/dresses.
You never wear high heels.
You play softball.
You don't dance.
You have a cat.
You hate men because of your father.
You are lesbian because you only had bad relationships with men.
You are the butch or femme part in the relationship.
You always use a dildo/strap on.
You never wear make up.
Ellen DeGeneres is your favorite celebrity.
You WANT to be "different".
It's just a phase.
You just haven't found the right guy yet.
You were a tomboy as a kid.
You are lesbian to get men's attraction.
The label "lesbian" describes your sexuality completely.
You hate penisses.
Your first lesbian crush was Xena.
You prefer guy movies.
You are going to hell.
You are not normal.
Being lesbian is not even a real thing.
You try to turn every straight woman into a lesbian.
You can't show that you are in a lesbian relationship in public.
If you are in a relationship with a male looking girl you might as well date a guy.
You are attrackted to every single woman that walks across your way.
You could eat all day.
All your friends are homosexual.
You frequently wear dungarees.
You don't wear lingerie.
You love flanel
You do not feel attracted to Ryan Gossling.
You don't wear a bra. Ever.
You drive a pick up truck/Subaru.
You grow a beard.
You know how to use tools.
You only go to gay bars.
The L word is basically about your life.
You have bro talks with all of your male friends.
You've been told that you look like a lesbian.
You are an activist.
You should not get married to the person you love.
Lesbian sex is not real sex.
Lesbian porn is cool though.
You look like a man, you act like a man.
Your homosexual love is not worth as much as straight love.
You've been called a "dyke".
Threesomes are your thing.
Your sexuality is unnatural.
You do not understand the principles of reproduction and as an homo you can't be trusted with a child.
You shouldn't have the same rights as normal people.
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