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Not one of my students, but me- I brought three Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches to my middle school science class, I was out sick the day before and missed the teacher's memo about NO LIVE ANIMALS for our presentations. Also- they're borderline illegal in our state. Whoops.

One of my favorite film directors came into the restaurant one day with their partner, didn't like the food and decided to tell me everything they didn't like about it while management scrambled with the kitchen etc. Thankfully they had only ordered seafood and I'm allergic to it… Read More

I used to work as a reservationist/hostess at a few restaurants in the NYC Theater District that had a lot of celebrity clientele. I'd interact with a few who would be surprisingly nice but I got a lot who would call in to confirm their reservation with "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"… Read More

I lived with a couple once and they would regularly sext each other on a group chat we had with our neighbors.

Happened before I was born but when my sister was like 4 or 5 my parents gave her a play kitchen for her birthday one year. For some reason she liked playing with real food as opposed to the toy versions- they did a good job of supervising this but they still tell horror stories of… Read More

My parents had a pet rabbit named Dinner. He came with the name when they adopted him and I think they just kept it because they thought it was funny (he lived to the ripe old age of 14 btw).

Love Actually. I was 13 at the time and really really wanted to see the movie because of the cast so I convinced my mom to take me to see it. She's not conservative and sheltering in any way but I was very surprised that she went ahead and bought tickets without questions or even… Read More

About 10 years ago I got a root canal when I was studying abroad in China. The dentist told me to "spit" after a portion of it. I was in a boat load of pain, was NOT given anesthesia (only laughing gas) and the word for "spit" in Mandarin sounded a lot like "Throw Up"...So that's… Read More

If you're ticklish be mindful of that too and let your artist know. I have one tattoo on my foot (where I'm incredibly ticklish) and let the artist know beforehand- But I got a second tattoo in the same session on my wrist where I didn't think it would be that big of an issue and… Read More

When I was teaching 3-4 year olds swim lessons I had one boy start chuckling uncontrollably. When I asked him why, he shouted (quite loudly) "There's an alligator in the water and it's eating my pee-pee!" He didn't say Pee-Pee though