21. NOW HERE’S WHERE I’M GOING TO GET A LITTLE INTERACTIVE.
Look, Buzzfeed. I’d really love to work for you. As you can see, my life hasn’t exactly been thrilling lately. What you’re about to see are two possible futures. This first series is what will happen if you hire me. The second series is what could happen if you don’t hire me.
22. FIRST SERIES
31. SECOND SERIES
NOW HERE’S WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU DON’T HIRE ME.
41. All you have to do is hire me.
Disclaimer: I am not an alcoholic, as some of these pictures may have suggested. I am also in no way dangerous. I just have a colorful sense of humor. Believe it or not, this was just a work of fiction. The job I’m applying for suggested the applicant post on the community feed, so I did this. It was probably the most fun I’ve had all week.
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