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    13 Tweets That Prove Dating As A Millennial Is Actually The Worst

    "Greenland lost 160 billion tons of ice in July and you’re afraid to send a text."

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    it’s so dam annoying when people don’t have pics of themselves on insta how else am i supposed to construct an idealized version of you that will be impossible to live up to

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    me eating for the first time at 11pm after redownloading tinder for the 39th time

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    my parents, age 25: we have a mortgage, a baby and a pension plan! me, age 25: it's 3am and i can't afford an uber good thing i wore my running shoes!

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    squidward is the ultimate millennial icon -overeducated with a deadend job -works for a boomer obsessed with money -depressed -bi?

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    What do we do when we have a bad day? Go home Uber eats some hibachi get in bed and cry to Queer Eye

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    hi im nose pierce little shirt big pants doc marten boots internet girl, and this is my terrible boyfriend, dickies pants curly hair wall puncher minimal shower boy

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    greenland lost 160 billion tons of ice in july and you’re afraid to send a text

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    Me blowing past every red flag in a relationship

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    Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret

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    Love millennial dating culture. Love going through a Not Breakup with my Not Girlfriend that I’m not allowed to call a relationship or be sad about

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    date: [pulls away from kissing] let's move this to your bed me: [sitting on a futon] you're not gonna believe this