Camberwell Vs Camborne

They are separated by almost 300 miles of open countryside. One is at the heart of all that is happening and the other one isn't. But which way round is it?

1) According to Jethro "Trains don't stop Camborne Wednesdays"

Actually. they do - and they are relatively modern and funky looking!

(I'm a sucker for a nice high viz tabard too!)

However - "Trains don't stop Camberwell full stop!!"

Hmm - not going anywhere fast really from here are you. According to that great font of all knowledge, Wikipedia, the last train stopped there in 1916.

2) In Camberwell coffee is for coot cats

fluidlondon.co.uk

They do all look very cool

In Camborne coffee is a religious experience

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Yes, that is a church for coffee!!

3) Camberwell loves waves

paintedsignsandmosaics.blogspot.co.uk

That's a nice wave, really brightens the place up!

Camborne loves waves more

magicseaweed.com

OK, so it's not in the town centre, it's at Camborne's local surf spot.

BUT LOOK he's actually surfing, a real wave.

Woooaahhh, like, totally stoked dude. Bet he's really popular!

4) Camborne has really awesome chimneys

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Check that out - it's even got some crazy wheel action going on and a flag and everything.

Camberwell has chimneys too (looks like something from Planet of the Apes)

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The submarine is actually a vent from boilers that heat council properties - yaaaawn.

It's cooler to think it comes from a dystopian future.

LOOK OUT! HERE COME THE MONKEYS!

5) Camberwell, being in South London, has Hip Hop

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They have the right hair, the right hats, the right clothes. They even have Premium Rap Skills - their logo says so. Spared no expense!

Straight outta Camberwell!

Camborne has Hip Hop too

Hedluv and Passman have definitely spared no expense!

Straight outta Casio.

6) You can buy a lovely house in Camberwell

rightmove.co.uk

Not sure which one it is, but it's tall and skinny.

Not bad for £1.2 million (or 2,400 monkey's if you're from Sarf Larndarn)

Compare it with this one in Camborne

rightmove.co.uk

Look at that, it's got it's own drive and a really pink bush.

Plus with 7 bedrooms you could open a sanctuary for 2,400 monkeys.

8) Camberwell has really great nightlife

You can go to bingo wearing yellow trousers and everything.

(Is it just me, or has he got really long legs?)

Camborne has a dancing robot

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I repeat, Camborne has a dancing robot!

(He's very good friends with Rihanna apparently)

9) Rush hour is the same where ever you are though - Camberwell.

Hey, they're going nowhere!

Unless you have one of these!

Anyone gets in your way in Camborne - you flatten them - simples!