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What APUSH Thing Are You?

Yes. Thing. You heard me right. Vagueness is cool. Why study for your APUSH exam when you could take this bad quiz.

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  1. What is your favorite color?

    Blue!
    Rainbow
    Green, like my scaly reptilian flesh.
    Shit brown
    Red!
    White
    Orange
  2. What compromise is your favorite compromise?

    The 3/5ths compromise
    The Compromise Tariff of 1833
    The Missouri Compromise
    The Great Compromise
    The Compromise of 1790
    The Compromise of 1850
  3. What are you most drawn to?

    My fellow reptilian brothers. Soon we will rise.
    Money!
    The KKK
    Animal Farm
    The USSR
    Space shuttles
    Dams
  4. Which war titillates you?

    The Civil War
    The Revolutionary War
    The Vietnam War
    The Cold War
    World War 1
    World War 2
  5. Are you a communist?

    Yes. Please don't tell the FBI. Karl Marx waters my crops.
    Yes. Please don't tell the FBI. Karl Marx waters my crops.
    No????????????
    No????????????
  6. Are you a lizard?

    Maybe. You'll never know for sure. My reptilian form will never be revealed to the public eye.
    Maybe. You'll never know for sure. My reptilian form will never be revealed to the public eye.
    NO??????????????????
    NO??????????????????
  7. What's your favorite American thing?

    McDonalds
    Capitalism
    War
    Racism
    Laziness
    Compromising

What APUSH Thing Are You?

You got: Alexander Hamilton

You're hot headed, are slightly gay, love money and are genuinely the largest capitalist to ever grace this planet, and you write way too much. Calmate, wey. Stop doing the most. What are you even talking about half the time. Take a break.

Alexander Hamilton
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You got: Communism

APUSH is the opiate of the masses. Powered by the hard working proletariat students, and exploited by the fascist regimes of the College Board. You are probably misunderstood and try your best to spread your wisdom in the world. Study hard to appease Grandmaster Karl Marx.

Communism
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You got: Henry Clay

You're slightly racist (but it's alright no one knows who you are anyway), and you try your best all the time. And I mean, really try. Keep up the good work, and soon you'll be acknowledged for your accomplishments! If you aren't, it's okay- soon some people will have to learn about what you've done. Who even are you.

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You got: John C. Calhoun

You probably have really poofy hair. Kind of like you got struck by lightning. Honestly. What the fuck did you do. HUSH kids didn't even learn about you. You're shrouded in mystery to most of the outside world- are you a racist alien with weird hair? The world may never know.

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You got: George W. Bush

You love starting pointless wars in the Middle East just as much as the reptilian overlord does. You probably also did 9/11, have scaly skin, and look slightly green. It's okay, no one will ever know. Just become a politician.

George W. Bush
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You got: Herbert Hoover

You really tried your best to repair something that was falling apart, but alas- all you could do was make some dams, leaving the rest of these repairing tasks to the next person to bat. You deadass did nothing. Everyday I wonder why there is a school named after your APUSH things likeness. God.

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You got: John F. Kennedy

Congrats! You like space and stuff. You like your wars cold and your elections hot. I didn't pay attention when we were learning bout this mans so like this all u get sorry boo

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