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What APUSH Thing Are You?

Yes. Thing. You heard me right. Vagueness is cool. Why study for your APUSH exam when you could take this bad quiz.

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  1. What is your favorite color?

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    Blue!
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    Rainbow
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    Green, like my scaly reptilian flesh.
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    Shit brown
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    Red!
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    White
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    Orange
  2. What compromise is your favorite compromise?

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    The 3/5ths compromise
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    The Compromise Tariff of 1833
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    The Missouri Compromise
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    The Great Compromise
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    The Compromise of 1790
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    The Compromise of 1850
  3. What are you most drawn to?

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    My fellow reptilian brothers. Soon we will rise.
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    Money!
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    The KKK
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    Animal Farm
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    The USSR
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    Space shuttles
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    Dams
  4. Which war titillates you?

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    The Civil War
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    The Revolutionary War
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    The Vietnam War
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    The Cold War
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    World War 1
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    World War 2
  5. Are you a communist?

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    Yes. Please don't tell the FBI. Karl Marx waters my crops.
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    No????????????
  6. Are you a lizard?

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    Maybe. You'll never know for sure. My reptilian form will never be revealed to the public eye.
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    NO??????????????????
  7. What's your favorite American thing?

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    McDonalds
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    Capitalism
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    War
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    Racism
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    Laziness
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    Compromising
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