"Yeah.. I'm socially liberal but fiscally conservative.. want to hear me play the harpsichord?""Let's go play pool in the Pause! I'm sure others won't mind if we're here for hours and annoying as hell!""If you get this tattoo on your leg, THEN you can come sit with us before our meet.""What do you mean I can't have my way? I'm a 72nd generation Ole and I'm calling my daddy!
Moral AmbiguityTrump's Golden Shower FetishStraight Up PukeBlood of my Enemies
My voice is the greatest instrumentThis shitThe Taxidermy RacoonBottle + Hand
Bob SagetBOLSHEVIKWHAT IN GOOGLY MOOGLYFartknocker
Any Norwegian Death Metal BandThe Queen of the GaysChrissy Teigen's HusbandCCR pls
Any of the broken laundry machines! #cuteUnderneath a Hilleboe Chapel pewThe woods that people keep on disappearing into..In one of the hockey bags in any one of the 2nd floor U rooms
Which Former HillKitt Staff Member Are You?
Congratulations! You're the life of the party! (Dry party, of course!) You love your family, your friends, and helping others. If anyone messes with you, you can literally break them in half because #rugby.
Congratulations! You're the curly haired mess from third floor! Because you care too much about everything around you, you overbook yourself and are too god damn busy all the fucking time. But hey, at least your crocs are killin' it.
Congratulations! You're the Owen Wilson impersonator of campus. You enjoy music no one else has ever heard of, obscure vocabulary words, and making others laugh. Keep blessing others with your ginger charm.
You live in the far stairwell of Kitt and terrorize the inebriated students that fuck shit up on the weekends. Watch your back, kids.