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The Miami Checklist

If you can check off 20 or more of these, you can officially consider yourself a Miamian.

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You've felt such intense road rage that acting on it and going to jail wouldn't even phase you.

Our drivers don't believe in turning signals, having insurance or basic human decency.

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You've celebrated a major event by ruining your pots and pans (Heat Championships, Fidel Castro "dying," Elian getting sent back to Cuba, those two times the Marlins won the World Series, etc.)

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You've experienced seething hatred for the rocks that double as street signs in Coral Gables.

Seriously, all of the streets are NAMES and then you put them on a rock... ON THE GROUND?!

You listened to DJ Laz on Power 96, freaked out when you heard he left, then faithfully followed him to 106.7

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You attended a birthday party at Don Carter's (RIP) or Bird Bowl.

You still don't believe in the fancy new bowling spots that have popped up in Sunset Place, Dolphin Mall & SoBe.

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You've acted ratchet at Peach Fuzz or Purdy Lounge. Hell, if you've acted ratchet at any club in Miami.

What would you add to the Miami Checklist? Dimelo cantando!

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