1. You rock the pata sucia (dirty feet) look every weekend.
2. You've perfected the walk of shame.
3. You disappear so often that your friends downloaded a GPS app onto your phone to track your every move.
4. No one can recall what happened at the bar, but your bank statement shows that you went HAM.
5. You wake up with random bruises all over your legs.
6. You get loud with the McDonald's drive thru attendant when it's 5 a.m. and they're not serving breakfast yet.
