1. A dick in a box
Appropriate places to give a d in a b include over at your parents house, the grocery store and backstage at the CMA’s.
2. Suit & Tie
Tom Ford preferred, obviously.
3. Denim tuxedo
For when they’re feeling just a little bit country.
4. Disney Channel Original Movie: Model Behavior
Because it’ll make for an awesome post on #tbt.
5. Janet Jackson nip jewelry
Just in case someone has them naked by the end of this post.
6. Facebook stock
Because having a million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Being a JT fan.
7. A home perm kit
I mean, who wouldn’t want those luscious locks?
8. Mickey Mouse paraphernalia
For obvious reasons.
9. Bee Gees Greatest Hits
So they can sing along during the next Barry Gibb Talk Show.
He didn’t bring it back for nothin’.
11. The Best of Jimmy Fallon
A true fan has to be down with JT’s BFF.
12. 7th Heaven: The Complete Series
Although that still won’t help them understand why the George Clooney of our generation married Jessica Biel.
13. Tickets to go see Runner Runner
Because that ish needs help at the box office.
14. A fedora
They need to be able to rock his signature item.
15. All his CDs & movies, duh.
Except The Love Guru. Kill that one with fire.
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