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The 18 Best Beer Names Anyone Has Come Up With

Sure, the taste and the ABV% is important, but what really matters is the name.

1. Hoptimus Prime

2. Seriously Bad Elf

3. Arrogant Bastard Ale

4. Moose Drool

5. Polygamy Porter

6. Bishop's Finger

7. Irish Death

8. The Mens Room

9. Faceplant

10. Panty Peeler

11. Fiddler's Elbow

12. Collaboration Not Litigation

13. Tactical Nuclear Penguin

14. Vampire Blood

15. Dead Guy Ale

16. Ginger Tosser

17. Homo Erectus

18. A Big Thank You For Looking After The Cat