You forgot all the cheap car imports which no one’s heard of, or would want to.
Kiwis can laugh among themselves but then resent others laughing along. As beautiful as the scenery is, that’s no reason to like the place.
If you want lousy unpredictable weather, live on the West Coast. Whakapapa? Try Kaukapakapa (Cow Copper Copper) or Papatoetoe (or Papa Two Toes).
The most dangerous animal in NZ is not the wildlife or scenery, but the locals when they’re bored.
The grass is always greener from the other side of the fence, so the Aussies always say…. :D