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21 Of The Most Brilliant Subtitles That Ever Happened In Kollywood

In which English slowly but surely gets mangled beyond recognition.

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1. Totally the kind of compliment that your boss will love. Try it this week.

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2. Just tell me where the chocolate river is...

...I'll be on my way!
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...I'll be on my way!

3. One does not simply have grub.

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4. Nothing quite like old fashioned romance.

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5. Who's the minor?

He's the minor!
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He's the minor!

6. I've always wanted to ask him this, tbh.

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7. One of those innuendos where you're like damn, that's DIRRRRTY, but you don't actually have any idea what's being referred to.

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8. Moustache is gonna moustache!

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9. In which Rajnikanth plays a swashbuckling, romantic, underground Don who's actually an accountant at heart.

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10. Who needs arteries...

When you can have Kabadi play.
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When you can have Kabadi play.

11. Are these compliments?

Or insults?
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Or insults?

12. This doesn't sound uncomfortable at all.

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13. Best pickup line ever. EVER.

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14. Did you read lust prayer?

WELL. DID YOU?
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WELL. DID YOU?

15. Time works in mysterious ways!

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16. I don't even *want* to know what that means.

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17. Her eyes are just like my big brother!

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18. Literally. What. I mean, what. I repeat: WHAT.

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19. In case you can't find any sleeping pills...

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20. How is this love?

And not an actual medical condition?
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And not an actual medical condition?

21. #ThalaivarPower

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