This is the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner
As you can see, his tan is very very very fake and very very very orange. How he tans? Nobody has any clue.
(Some people say he rubs himself with Dorito cheese...I may or may not have started that rumor)
Please enjoy this list of things that are less orange than...this
1. An actual orange
2. Syracuse University
3. Speaking of Syracuse...
4. The sun
6. Orange soda
7. Monarch butterflies
8. This fire hydrant I found at Temple University
9. This orange telephone
10. A traffic cone
(This listicle is for entertainment purposes only. I seriously hope John Boehner never sees this, but I am willing to take that risk. It's all in good fun. I respect him as a human being and as a politician, even though I think he's dead wrong on basically everything. *walks away from computer drinking soymilk*)