By now you've surely asked yourself: "What sort of music would The Weeknd make if he was a white dude named Corny living in Manitoba?" Well. Now we know.
Corny Rempel, a radio personality and Elvis impersonator (seriously) in Steinbach, Manitoba, made a perfect parody of The Weeknd's "I Can't Feel My Face." He also can't feel his face, but only because he lives in Manitoba.
Poor, silly Corny tries to do things like mow his lawn and start his car.