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We Know What Your Canadian Democracy Style Is

Let's talk, Canada.

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Since so many people have compared the government's new MyDemocracy survey to a BuzzFeed quiz, we decided to go ahead and make our own.

  1. Would you rather have online voting OR be chased by murderous clowns for the rest of your life?

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    Online voting
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    Murderous clowns
  2. Ballots should be simple and easy to understand, even if that means putting one of those fake singing fish in every polling booth.

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    Strongly agree
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    Agree
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    Neutral
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    Disagree
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    Banana
  3. Parliament should reflect the diversity of this country, even if that means allocating five seats to literal bears.

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    Agree
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    Incorrect
    Disagree
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    Perhaps
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    Only on Tuesdays
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    Over my cold, dead body
  4. A party that wins a majority should seek compromise with other parties, even if that means Canada will slowly sink into the sea, becoming a modern-day Atlantis.

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    Agree a lot
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    Agree a little
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    NO. I SAID NO.
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    Purple.
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    Nah.
  5. Canadians should be able to vote online, even if that means Stephen Harper will appear in the night to take away your first-born child.

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    Agree
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    Disagree
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    What is an online?
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    I don't like my kid anyway.
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    Paper 4 life.
  6. Eligible Canadians who do not vote should be dragged into the street and forced to read their LiveJournal.com posts circa 2003.

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    Yes!
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    No!
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    Maybe!
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    Depends!
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    Spork!
  7. Voting rights should be extended to:

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    Anyone 16 or older.
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    Dogs, but just the smart ones.
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    No one, in fact let's repeal this a bit.
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    Literal children.
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    Ghosts.
  8. A government that is held accountable for its actions OR free froyo every Friday?

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    Accountability
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    Froyo
  9. Many parties that must reach a consensus OR American Gladiator-style fights between MPs?

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    Consensus
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    Fight fight fight!
  10. Which of these priorities is most important to you?

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    Increasing voter turnout.
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    Ensuring the voting process is so secure that no one can actually vote.
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    Electoral reform.
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    Fucking up the system from within, man.
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    Getting along :)
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