Since so many people have compared the government's new MyDemocracy survey to a BuzzFeed quiz, we decided to go ahead and make our own.
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Would you rather have online voting OR be chased by murderous clowns for the rest of your life?
Online votingMurderous clowns -
Ballots should be simple and easy to understand, even if that means putting one of those fake singing fish in every polling booth.
Strongly agreeAgreeNeutralDisagreeBanana -
Parliament should reflect the diversity of this country, even if that means allocating five seats to literal bears.
AgreeDisagreePerhapsOnly on TuesdaysOver my cold, dead body -
A party that wins a majority should seek compromise with other parties, even if that means Canada will slowly sink into the sea, becoming a modern-day Atlantis.
Agree a lotAgree a littleNO. I SAID NO.Purple.Nah. -
Canadians should be able to vote online, even if that means Stephen Harper will appear in the night to take away your first-born child.
AgreeDisagreeWhat is an online?I don't like my kid anyway.Paper 4 life. -
Eligible Canadians who do not vote should be dragged into the street and forced to read their LiveJournal.com posts circa 2003.
Yes!No!Maybe!Depends!Spork! -
Voting rights should be extended to:
Anyone 16 or older.Dogs, but just the smart ones.No one, in fact let's repeal this a bit.Literal children.Ghosts. -
A government that is held accountable for its actions OR free froyo every Friday?
AccountabilityFroyo -
Many parties that must reach a consensus OR American Gladiator-style fights between MPs?
ConsensusFight fight fight! -
Which of these priorities is most important to you?
Increasing voter turnout.Ensuring the voting process is so secure that no one can actually vote.Electoral reform.Fucking up the system from within, man.Getting along :)
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