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We Know What Your Canadian Democracy Style Is

Let's talk, Canada.

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  1. Would you rather have online voting OR be chased by murderous clowns for the rest of your life?

    Online voting
    Murderous clowns
  2. Ballots should be simple and easy to understand, even if that means putting one of those fake singing fish in every polling booth.

    Strongly agree
    Agree
    Neutral
    Disagree
    Banana
  3. Parliament should reflect the diversity of this country, even if that means allocating five seats to literal bears.

    Agree
    Disagree
    Perhaps
    Only on Tuesdays
    Over my cold, dead body
  4. A party that wins a majority should seek compromise with other parties, even if that means Canada will slowly sink into the sea, becoming a modern-day Atlantis.

    Agree a lot
    Agree a little
    NO. I SAID NO.
    Purple.
    Nah.
  5. Canadians should be able to vote online, even if that means Stephen Harper will appear in the night to take away your first-born child.

    Agree
    Disagree
    What is an online?
    I don't like my kid anyway.
    Paper 4 life.
  6. Eligible Canadians who do not vote should be dragged into the street and forced to read their LiveJournal.com posts circa 2003.

    Yes!
    No!
    Maybe!
    Depends!
    Spork!
  7. Voting rights should be extended to:

    Anyone 16 or older.
    Dogs, but just the smart ones.
    No one, in fact let's repeal this a bit.
    Literal children.
    Ghosts.
  8. A government that is held accountable for its actions OR free froyo every Friday?

    Accountability
    Froyo
  9. Many parties that must reach a consensus OR American Gladiator-style fights between MPs?

    Consensus
    Fight fight fight!
  10. Which of these priorities is most important to you?

    Increasing voter turnout.
    Ensuring the voting process is so secure that no one can actually vote.
    Electoral reform.
    Fucking up the system from within, man.
    Getting along :)

We Know What Your Canadian Democracy Style Is

You got: Justin Trudeau

Damnit, Justin, stop skewing the results and get back to work.

Justin Trudeau
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You got: Guardian of the Galaxy

You think of electoral reform the way you think of Chris Pratt: sexily.

Guardian of the Galaxy
Walt Disney
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You got: Literally a communist

Caught you!

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You got: Slytherin

Or perhaps in Slytherin, You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their preferred style of democracy.

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Warner Bros.
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You got: Spooky ghost!

Forward to five friends or the spirit of Canadian democracy will appear tonight!!!

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