This is Jordan Witzel, the meteorologist for Global Calgary's morning show. And he's about to lose his shit.
The show does a daily activity, and on Tuesday it was "swinging." Like, on swings. Witzel's mind, however, was deep in the gutter.
"Go to the dollar store and get a fishbowl … Oh swinging at a playground."
His co-hosts Scott Fee and Amber Schinkel couldn't even handle it.
"So either way you get your activity in for the day, I guess." "Good cardio."
Get it together, guys.
This is the same team that brought us this delightful artichoke-dip clip. So whatever's in the water cooler at Global Calgary, I want some.
Lauren Strapagiel is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto, Canada.
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