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Canada Still Doesn't Have Pokémon Go And We're Basically Losing Our Minds

THIS IS CRUEL BUT KIND OF USUAL.

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All you've ever wanted is to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is your real test, to train them is your cause.

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AND TO BE CLEAR — AND I MEAN THIS WITH MY WHOLE, POKÉMON-DEPRIVED HEART — THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Good morning *checks app store for #PokemonGO in Canada* *goes back to bed* Good bye cruel world

And don't get me started on the clowns at GameSpot who said Pokémon Go is available in North America. But not Canada.

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Like, could you not? The stakes are too high for this geography fuckery.

Like, do the Pokémon people just hate Canada? What did we do to you to deserve this?

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Jealousy doesn't even quite begin to cover it. It's deeper than that.

Living in Canada during the Pokemon GO release

There's a particular cruelty in forcing us to watch all the Americans and Australians gleefully posting screenshots of their new Poké-friends.

everyone in the uk and canada watching the rest of the world play pokemon go

And we don't even know WHEN it's going to come out here.

Like honestly feeling personally attacked rn because #PokemonGO isnt out in canada yet.

Tomorrow? Next week? Next month? WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THAT.

The world is playing #PokemonGO. Meanwhile in Canada....😑

The GOOD news is that there's supposedly a workaround for Android users, but the rest of us are still sitting here like:

waiting for #PokemonGO to release in canada like

END OUR SUFFERING.

When Pokemon Go is out, but you're in Canada...and you have an iphone...

GIVE US THE POKÉMON.

Waiting for Pokemon Go to come out in Canada like

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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