The Toronto Air Show Is Back And Everyone Is Fucking Miserable

    VEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

    It's the Labour Day long weekend, heralding the return of Toronto's most treasured pastime: complaining about the air show.

    Imagine three straight days of VAHRRUUUUUUUAAAAA!

    "I love the #toronto CNE air show", while at work, in Liberty Village - said no one ever

    VEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

    Summary of my day so far: "We're under attack?? Oh right, it's the air show" 5 minutes later: "We're under attack!!!"

    WAAAAPARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!

    Even if you hate the air show, if you're in Toronto for the long weekend, you're going to the f*cking air show. #perennialtweet

    PPPPEEEEEEERRRRREEWWWWWWWWW!

    As much as I love constantly revisiting my fears of alien attack, this air show is inconvenient

    People are salty.

    Oh goody, it's time to celebrate war machines with three days of deafening noise and a show nobody wants or needs #airshow

    Like, real salty.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS fucking airshow

    And non-people are freaking the hell out.

    Ah yes, the annual pets-freaking-the-fuck-out-because-it-sounds-like-the-world-is-ending weekend in Toronto πŸ–•πŸ»β€¦ https://t.co/N9YzamK5rk

    Won't someone please think of the cats?

    the air show has declared war on my cat's anxiety

    And the naps?

    Naps are more important than the air show. Stop it!

    Complaining about the air show is probably a more cherished tradition than the air show itself.

    I know very few people who live here who support the airshow. The rest of us are all

    Are you really a Torontonian if you don't tweet a complaint about the air show?

    Twitter

    (No.)

    But, perhaps, there are some upsides.

    CNE air show rehearsal above downtown #Toronto is helpfully masking sounds of me farting in public

    Lauren Strapagiel is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto, Canada.

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