Now that people have simmered down on the whole moving to Canada thing, a new plan is afoot. Why not just make California part of Canada?
It's another way pull of a great #Calexit, and a lot of people are totally down for it.
And Canadians are a pretty welcoming bunch.
Ok, yes, sure, adding California would literally more than double Canada's population.
But who cares about ~logistics.~ Canada deserves a province with constant sun and warmth, okay?
We have so many shared interests, like delicious food and not being led by an ex-reality show boss guy.
We'll teach you the art of snowball fights, you give us surfboarding lessons. It'll be great.
We have fresh water and you have Disneyland. Everyone wins.
Oregon and Washington can come, too!
Don't pretend you're not tempted by the allure of the great white north.
And while we're at it, let's also just grab Nevada and the US northeast. They seem nice.
Hell, let's just add Mexico, build a wall around the US, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over.