The Internet Got A Hold Of This Vancouver Realtor’s Ad And The Results Are Hilarious
*somewhat terrified applause*
In Vancouver's bonkers real estate market, it can be hard to stand out. But know what helps? Laser beam eyes.

Yes. Laser. Beam. Eyes.

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This ad from realtor/lawyer/"superwoman" Patricia Houlihan is both 100% real and totally amazing.
Houlihan told CBC News she was "sick of the boring ads" realtors typically put out, so she decided to do something different.
"Yes I am one of the top realtors in the city and recognized as such by the real estate board, but do I need to say the same thing they all say?" she told CBC.
But as if the original isn't amazing enough, the good people at Reddit's r/PhotoshopBattles got a hold of the ad.
Which led to things like Super Patricia.

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And Movie Monster Patricia.

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Some imagined her as one of the X-Men.

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Or took some inspiration from Rick and Morty.

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But the most creative may be this ’shop of Houlihan getting laser eye surgery.

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