Posted on Feb. 5, 2018

    People Are Dragging Nordstrom For Calling This Fanny Pack A "Belt Bag"

    Mmmmm no.

    We can all agree that this man is wearing a fanny pack, right?

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    It's a pack that depends on the fanny. A fanny pack. It's pretty straightforward.

    Unless you ask Nordstrom, which is trying to call this pink creation a "belt bag."

    We’re crazy about belt bags 😍 #NordstromVAN

    Nordstrom's Vancouver location tweeted this and people have a lot to say.

    Mainly that it's a FANNY PACK.

    A pack for your fanny.

    So. Just. No.

    Who are you trying to kid, Nordstrom?

    @NordstromVAN IT IS A FANNY PACK. HOW DARE YOU.

    Don't disrespect the fanny.

    @NordstromVAN Fanny packs have been around longer than the person who likely tweeted this has been alive.

    Also, who decided fanny packs are back?

    THE SEALS HAVE BEEN BROKEN. THE WATERS BOIL, THE SKY BURNS - THE FANNYPACK HAS RETURNED AS FORETOLD. https://t.co/4Umigemj88

    Eat the rich, tbh.

    Guys, this is a $1375,00.00 fanny pack. Can we all just agree to eat the rich now? https://t.co/nNDuYZ5w3N

    In case you want your very own, this Valentino Garavani "belt bag" costs, not kidding here, $1,375.00(!!!).

    shop.nordstrom.com

    Free shipping, though.

    Welcome to the future.

    Nordstrom selling a $1400 fannypack. Fuck the future. I give up. https://t.co/vifc43h96z

    Lauren Strapagiel is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto, Canada.

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