This is Wyatt Scott, a candidate to be the Member of Parliament for the Mission–Matsqui–Fraser Canyon riding in B.C., and he's pretty hardcore about the whole thing.
Like, say, ride-a-CGI-Canada-goose hardcore.
Or like drive-a-sword-into-a-dragon's-skull hardcore.
He believes in expanding social programs and dapping alien brethren.
He also lamented the government's treatment of indigenous people while standing in front of pot leaves and a Mayan temple.
His qualifications appear to include spontaneous beard generation...
...and freakin' LASERS FOR EYES.
Scott's actual platform has fewer lasers and more wholesome portraits with a forest backdrop.
Watch the full campaign video below.
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