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Everyone Calm Down Because Canada Has Solved The Dog Pants Question

Would you wear pants with only one leg? No. You wouldn't.

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By now, you've seen this image. And you've thought to yourself, "whoa, how would a dog wear pants?" But that was sort of silly of you, because the answer is obviously the first choice.

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Need proof? A Canadian company that makes pants for dogs has this shit settled.

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Muddy Mutts, based in Ontario, makes these delightful pants designed to keep dogs clean and dry. And the pants have four legs, because otherwise what would be the point?

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"There's no silly question about dogs and pants," said Tim Skelly, owner of Muddy Mutts. That being said, only covering two legs would be silly.

Skelly, who owns a white golden doodle, also pointed out that doggy gear is pretty useless if it doesn't cover their bellies."When you think about it, you take your dog out for a walk, they get dirty underneath, not on top," he said.If you want your own pair of four-legged dog pants, you might have to wait. The attention in the wake of the dog pants debate has had Muddy Mutts flying off shelves."I’ve pretty much been wiped out of stock," said Skelly.
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Skelly, who owns a white golden doodle, also pointed out that doggy gear is pretty useless if it doesn't cover their bellies.

"When you think about it, you take your dog out for a walk, they get dirty underneath, not on top," he said.

If you want your own pair of four-legged dog pants, you might have to wait. The attention in the wake of the dog pants debate has had Muddy Mutts flying off shelves.

"I’ve pretty much been wiped out of stock," said Skelly.

And yes, their butts remain uncovered for butt-based activities.

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So, to recap: Dogs have four legs. Their pants should also have four legs.

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Stay woke.

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