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Pandas Are Basically Little Drunk People And Here's The Proof

Pandas aren't real. They can't be.

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Important question: Have we ever, as humans, received 100% definitive proof that pandas aren't actually drunk people in furry costumes?

Toronto Zoo

Because the Toronto Zoo built a snowman for one of their pandas, Da Mao, and I just don't know what to think.

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Look at this. He falls off then gets hit in the face with the snowball.

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But don’t worry. He’s fine.

Then he DOES IT AGAIN.

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And again.

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Oh and also once more because pandas are some sort of cosmic joke, sent to Earth to make us question everything.

Toronto Zoo

I'm not alone in this.

This actually seems like a reasonable explanation. Because pandas are just that weird.

After falling a bunch, Da Mao just sort of swatted at the remaining snowball.

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Then rolled away into the abyss, like nothing happened.

Toronto Zoo

Happy winter, you little weirdo. 🐼💜❄️

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