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This Calgary Grocery Store Had The Best Response To A Dick Joke

Turn left at the scrotum.

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Overpass construction in Calgary is creating a headache for customers of a local grocery store. Thankfully, the Calgary Co-Op location made a handy detour map for everyone getting shafted.

Jon Wasnock noted the unusual and shall we say ~harder~ route in a Facebook post that tagged Calgary Co-Op.
Jon Wasnock / Via facebook.com

Jon Wasnock noted the unusual and shall we say ~harder~ route in a Facebook post that tagged Calgary Co-Op.

Let's take a closer look. Just so we're all on the same page, here.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=514014072111513&set=a.368833653296223.1073741829.100005087748091&type=3
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=514014072111513&set=a.368833653296223.1073741829.100005087748091&type=3
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=514014072111513&set=a.368833653296223.1073741829.100005087748091&type=3

Yep.

CBS / Via reactiongifs.com

But Calgary Co-Op has no shame. On the contrary, they told Wasnock that while they're not fond of the road closure, "we have put Johnsonville sausages on sale today."

Wosnack really liked that.
Facebook / Via facebook.com

Wosnack really liked that.

They're not even kidding. There's a page in the flyer called — seriously — CELEBRATE SAUSAGE. CELEBRATE. SAUSAGE.

Calgary Co-Op / Via calgarycoop.com

Good job, everyone.

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