Someone Turned "All I Want For Christmas" Into A Goddamn Nightmare

    *festively shudders*

    It's never too early to feel dread about the holiday season. So in that spirit we present the most haunting version of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" to ever exist.

    Click below to hear "All I Want For Christmas," but as if it's being played in a different room.

    People are very unsettled.

    Why is this so troubling. https://t.co/Kn2qoLXi44

    It's like listening in on a party you weren't invited to.

    Or a faint memory of a happy Christmas long ago.

    I am shook.

    It's... it's just too much.

    What do we really want for Christmas? Is it "you," or is it just anything to hold on to for a single moment in our fleeting existence?

    Anyway, Merry Christmas!!