Everyone is talking about those ~other~ royals, but oh my gosh we need to talk about Canada's true queen, Shania Twain.
The woman entered on a goddamn dog sled with a suited chauffer, dressed in head-to-toe sparkles and fur.
Then she was escorted to the stage by a Mountie.
And performed amid both falling snow and explosions. Because Shania.
Bow down to your leader, Canada.
People wept tears of maple syrup.
But also we'd expect nothing less from our reigning monarch.
We've hit peak Canada for the year.
We are impressed. Very much.