Yeah, totally true for your twenties if you’re a privileged scum bag without any sense of decency.
Response to A Virginia Man Is Trying To Claim 800 Miles Of Land In Africa So His Daughter Can Feel Like A Princess:
This story isn’t cute, sweet, or sentimental. It’s just another gross display of White American privilege being cast out into the wide net of colonial exploitation, masquerading as an adoring fatherly gesture. Get your kid a canopy bed if she wants to pretend to be a princess. Don’t coddle her by allowing her to believe she is one. Tell her to take off her fuckin’ tiara, and show her by example that things don’t come easy, and that when they do, it’s at the expense of someone else. Go stick your flag in your backyard and build her a goddamn tree house.
Man, I thought this was going to be a list of ‘things’…ya know, like a sweet-ass desk or some blackboard paint to write my grocery lists on, so that I can have wet dreams about some bullshit I’ll never buy. But no, you’re just telling me about an identity I have to possess in order to be a self-actualized person with a man and a plan. Well, I’m gonna get right back to spooning my dog, watching the X-Files, and nipping off my bottom shelf whiskey. Seems way better than perfecting my ‘make-up routine’. Pfft.