My mom and her friend Lauren (my name) and they got so stoned on the beach they didn’t know what that annoying sound was...it was the waves. At the beach. They promised each other that day they would name their daughters after each other.
I thought rotisserie chickens were baby turkeys for years. (Think that Norman Rockwell pairing of the thanksgiving dinner with the turkey) and how rotisserie chicken kinda looked like that. My parents let me believe they were actually baby turkeys until I was 14 and went to a friends…
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