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    New Years Resolutions We Should All Get On Board With

    These will speak to your soul.

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    stop eating everything in sight. #newyearsresolutionin5words

    Understandable...

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    My only New Years resolution is to be more like North West

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    I think my New Years resolution is gonna be to stop screenshotting people on snap

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    new years resolution: be less of an asshole

    Thank you.

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    New Years Resolution: be less awkward 👍

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    #NewYearsResolutionIn5Words Go clubbing every single night

    Let us know how that works out for you...

    7.

    New Years resolution: eat a pickle with cream cheese frosting ontop

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    I think my New Years resolution is gonna be to stop saying swag and dope about everything

    The general population sincerely thanks you

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    New Years resolution: stop sayin 'fight me' cos what if one day somebody actually did,, i would lose

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    my new years resolution is going to be to pet more dogs

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    My new years resolution is to stay so low key i never actually leave my house bc i hate the entire human race

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    New Years resolution for 2016: Don't go to jail

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    My New Years resolution is turning my read receipts on and not feeling bad about it

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    My New Years resolution is to not be weird and scare boys away from me

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    new years' resolution buy less food with "pizza" in the name of the food

    WHY??

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    New Years Resolution: watch more Netflix and eat more Oreos

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    Ma new years resolution is to learn the words to shakira waka waka instead of putting random letters of the alphabet together

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    My New Years resolution is to eat more flaming hot Cheetos

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    #NewYearsResolutionIn5Words Learn How to Count

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    MAYBE MY GRANDMAS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WILL BE TO NOT PUT SO MANY ONIONS IN EVERYTHING

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    New Years resolution: save dat money

    Dat's a good one