This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Dec 31, 2015New Years Resolutions We Should All Get On Board WithThese will speak to your soul.by laurenplattCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Astronauts Wanted @AstrosWanted stop eating everything in sight. #newyearsresolutionin5words 12:28 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Understandable... 2. Angelina @angelina1242 My only New Years resolution is to be more like North West 01:15 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ally Baratta @alllytbh I think my New Years resolution is gonna be to stop screenshotting people on snap 01:15 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. aleysha. @aleyshamelia new years resolution: be less of an asshole 01:05 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Thank you. 5. Mackenzie Newbury @mackenzienewb New Years Resolution: be less awkward 👍 01:02 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Incognito @behlul_official #NewYearsResolutionIn5Words Go clubbing every single night 12:14 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Let us know how that works out for you... 7. help!imafish @sarahpyke_ New Years resolution: eat a pickle with cream cheese frosting ontop 12:59 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Zach Wormington @ZWormington I think my New Years resolution is gonna be to stop saying swag and dope about everything 12:53 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite The general population sincerely thanks you 9. lucy @ratboytrash New Years resolution: stop sayin 'fight me' cos what if one day somebody actually did,, i would lose 12:52 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ashley @soIareclipse my new years resolution is going to be to pet more dogs 12:51 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Alexandra @alexandracrdss My new years resolution is to stay so low key i never actually leave my house bc i hate the entire human race 12:49 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ThePantherMan® @_thepantherman New Years resolution for 2016: Don't go to jail 12:44 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Brianna Latrash @briannalatrash My New Years resolution is turning my read receipts on and not feeling bad about it 12:41 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. louisa @louisascott96 My New Years resolution is to not be weird and scare boys away from me 12:24 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Dale G. @buffaloser new years' resolution buy less food with "pizza" in the name of the food 12:20 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite WHY?? 16. Haley @hahahahaley_ New Years Resolution: watch more Netflix and eat more Oreos 12:14 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Hayley Mullen @MullenHayley Ma new years resolution is to learn the words to shakira waka waka instead of putting random letters of the alphabet together 12:09 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Savannah Touhill @sav_touhill My New Years resolution is to eat more flaming hot Cheetos 01:49 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Matt Stonie @MattStonie #NewYearsResolutionIn5Words Learn How to Count 12:57 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sumer Wensman @SumSumFoSho MAYBE MY GRANDMAS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WILL BE TO NOT PUT SO MANY ONIONS IN EVERYTHING 01:35 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Joe Coyle @joeecoyle New Years resolution: save dat money 04:09 PM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Dat's a good one