1. When someone picks a fight with your BFF.
2. When your parents are out and you have to fend for yourself.
3. When you get your weekly allowance.
4. When your trifecta is split up for a group project.
We'll never forget you.
5. When your parents take your side after your sibling tattles on you.
6. ...And when they turn on you and ground you for a week.
7. When you survey the damage of your "afternoon snack" with no remorse.
8. And then you get to nap because you have no responsibilities.
9. When there is one slice of pizza left.
10. When a field trip chaperone tries to tell you what to do.
11. When someone tries to wake you up before noon on Saturday.
12. When your sibling wants a hand-me-down before you're done with it.
13. When someone tries to cut you in the lunch line.
14. When your crush compliments your hair.
15. When your little sister is climbing all over you.
16. When you accidentally take out your angst on your BFF.
17. When you and your BFF show up on Friday night.
18. When your ride is here.
19. And when you get your license.
20. When you and your posse score free food.
21. When you have your first beer and love everything ever.
22. When you pretend to be sick to get out of school.
