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Definitive Proof That The Reign Of The Pumpkin Has Begun

The Age of Man is over: LONG LIVE PUMPKIN.

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Just like every fall before...

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And every fall that has yet to come.

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All the while preying on our weaknesses.

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Infiltrating our "balanced breakfasts."

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Their appeal is too strong.

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And their influence is too expansive.

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Their ubiquity is...inescapable.

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For the pumpkin will always find you.

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And the pumpkin will show you mercy.

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Offering its most delicious indulgences...

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In exchange for total control of your very soul.

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In this perennial struggle of man versus pumpkin...

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