As/Is·Posted on May 8, 201521 Swimsuits You Probably Shouldn't Try To Swim InNot to mention the weird tan lines.by Lauren PaulBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Minimale Animale Outsider Mesh Bikini Via nastygal.com Yeah, like those palm trees will stay in place.Nasty Gal, $230. 2. Amuse Society Angie Sequin Bralette Bikini Top Via urbanoutfitters.com Have you ever rubbed your arm against the sequin grain? Imagine that wet.Urban Outfitters, $68. 3. One Teaspoon Abbey Lee Bikini Top Via nastygal.com Two words: WET. LEATHER.Nasty Gal, $100. 4. Black Faux Leather Lace Up Monokini Swimsuit Via amiclubwear.com Somehow we feel wet pleather would be even worse.Ami Clubwear, $57.19. 5. Black Printed Mesh Elastic Two Piece Swimsuit Via lollicouture.com You're gonna love the feel of damp mesh against your skin.Lolli Couture, $32.99. 6. Bathing Beauty One-Piece Swimsuit in Royal Velvet Via modcloth.com "Wet Velvet" sounds like the band your weird neighbor keeps inviting you to see because he knows the drummer.ModCloth, $89.99. 7. Honey Deep Plunge Bikini Set Via yourlamode.com And "Wet Faux Suede" is the opener.YourLaMode, $78.99. 8. Indah Marjan Fringe Bikini Top Via urbanoutfitters.com You're gonna look so good when a wave slaps those bad boys in your face.Urban Outfitters, $154. 9. Micro Mini Thong Swimsuit Via aliexpress.com "Micro mini" indeed.AliExpress, $23.99. 10. Furry Delight Bikini Set Via dollskill.com Unless you want to take your wet dog look to the ~next level~.Dolls Kill, $21.80. 11. Stuns 'n Roses Scuba Bikini Top Via nastygal.com Well this significantly limits your range of motion...Nasty Gal, $75. 12. Nikita Buckle Bikini Bottom Via opensky.com Just what wet leather was missing: Scalding hot metal buttons.Open Sky, $69. 13. Cannonball Contest Swimsuit Top Via modcloth.com Those seem like a choking hazard.Modcloth, $57.99. 14. Indah Siri Rubber Fringe Bikini Top Via nastygal.com OK, to be fair, your front crawl would be EXTREMELY badass in this.Nasty Gal, $255. 15. Silver Metallic High Waist Deep Plunge Swimsuit Via asos.com I mean, if you're spilling out of it just standing there...ASOS, $54.37. 16. Savage Art Metal Bikini Via opensky.com Far from water friendly, and you might also cut yourself in maybe the worst places imaginable.Open Sky, $575. 17. Savor the Sunshine Swimsuit Top Via modcloth.com Aw, these ruffles would be so sad and droopy after a dip.Modcloth, $54.99. 18. Anna Kosturova Modernista Shortkini Via dollskill.com It would be like swimming in the sweater grandma knitted you! (Sorry to bring your grandma into this...)Dolls Kill, $150. 19. Bling Bikini Veil Via etsy.com You know what, by the end of a bachelorette party, you should be drunk enough to swim in this.Etsy, $19.95. 20. Monokini With Chains Via yourlamode.com 😶YourLaMode, $58.99. 21. Swimmable Mermaid Tail Via etsy.com OK, it may say "swimmable," but really, how far do you think you'd get?Etsy, $30.