1. Bring the farm to your tiny apartment kitchen.
Obvi the most natural way to dispense milk. Check it out here.
2. Get these edible stick-on eyes.
Perfect, divine foods like doughnuts instantly made EVEN BETTER. Get 'em here.
3. Invest in an adorable coaster cactus.
Save your table tops and hey, new plant! Find it here.
4. Make sad desk breakfast the best meal of the day.
Better yet, just replace your keyboard altogether with this bad boy.
5. Draw a masterpiece with your seasonings.
The CinniBird pen uses ground spices for "ink" and lets you make the latte art of your dreams.
6. Observe the phases of the moon as you enjoy a drink.
This cup waxes and wanes as you slurp. Get it here.
7. Season your meal with these little guys.
Meet my new guinea pigs, Salt and Pepper! Get 'em here.
8. Turn everything you eat into Dippin' Dots.
Or the fancy term, ~pearls~. Order one here.
9. Simplify your morning routine by combining coffee and cereal.
Coffee-flavored cereal, that is. Get it here.
10. Think twice about snacking with this terrifying bowl.
Only downside is you can only eat Goldfish out of it. It's, like, the law. Get it here.
11. Drink your rum like a damn pirate.
Jack Sparrow would've loved one of these. Get it here.
12. Finally figure out the appropriate serving size of pasta.
Pro tip: It's always T. rex. Find this handy tool here.
13. These cuddly cat wine charms are right at home on the stem.
So cute you'll want to use them even when drinking alone. And that's OK. Get 'em here.
14. Feast upon the sweet, cake-like flesh of a dragon.
Best tasting mythical creature I ever had. Buy one here.
15. Get a milk carton–shaped animal to greet you when you open your fridge.
Yup, you need this. Get one here.
16. Get the beach house you've always wanted with this herb planter.
Mint picked fresh from the beach. Find one here.
17. Pretend you never gave up on science freshman year with this mixology kit.
Consider the bar your new chem lab. Get the Molecular Mixology Cocktail Kit here.
19. Get a new pet hedgehog who helps grate the cheese.
One condition: You have to name him Bruce Quillis.
20. Make your hard-boiled eggs adorable.
These precious molds will make every meal eggcellent. Find them here.
21. Top your treats with actual magic.
This unicorn sprinkles shaker makes it possible. Follow the rainbow here.
22. Turn every slice of bread into an adorable woodland creature.
I firmly believe these should be called Bready Bears.
23. Feast upon fossils with these awesome dino cookie cutters.
Check out the skeleton detail! Get some for yourself here.
25. Feast upon the most renowned ass in contemporary pop culture.
Behold: The jello mold to break the internet. PS: Works best with peach flavor.
