1. She knows how to make people who have betrayed her suffer
2. She refers to herself as the champagne queen. Which we all should do
3. Her one liners are everything
4. She unapologetically has an appreciation for wine
5. Like she really really likes wine
6. She's brutally honest
7. She'll put you in your place
8. She understands her greatness and isn't afraid to say it
9. Her insults come out so effortlessly
10. She celebrates her birthday like it's a national holiday
11. She's smart enough to know when to keep out of drama
12. And don't try to tell her she's wrong because she's not
All hail Queen Stassi!
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