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Tell Us Your "Dad" Preferences And We'll Give You A Dad Joke That's Peak Dad

Tell Us Your &quot;Dad&quot; Preferences And We&#x27;ll Give You A Dad Joke That&#x27;s Peak Dad

When you want to leave, you say:

How do you spend your Saturday?

You're going out, what shoes do you wear?

What is your favorite accessory?

What radio station are you turning on?

When you go into your closet to pick out a shirt, you grab:

You are playing a video on your phone at full volume with no headphones, you're probably watching: 

You and your family go out for dinner at Chili’s and you see one of your friends from work. How would you greet them?

You receive the check at a restaurant. What do you say/do when reading the bill?

What do sprinters eat before a run? Nothing, they fast!

If you laughed, you're one in a melon! Too punny?

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

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Tell Us Your "Dad" Preferences And We'll Give You A Dad Joke That's Peak Dad

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