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    Cap'n Crunch Falsely Claims "Captain" Title!

    The Internet (and Reddit) just love a scandal! A favorite cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch is not, in actuality, a Captain. SHOCKER.

    Outrage will ensue. Or we'll all just move on.