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    35 "White Lotus" Jokes For Anyone Who's Not Ready To Say Goodbye To Season 1

    Justice for Belinda!

    So, last night, the Season 1 finale of The White Lotus finally dropped, and boy, it was as chaotic as you'd expect.

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    And so, to celebrate the season finale (and hold us over until Season 2), here are 35 of the funniest jokes the internet has to offer about the show:

    🚨Warning: There are MASSIVE spoilers ahead!🚨

    1.

    My Armond from White Lotus halloween costume is gonna be so good

    Twitter: @mindykaling

    2.

    Quinn during every episode of #whitelotus :

    Twitter: @CourtHolsworth

    3.

    Rachel talking about her problems. Belinda: #whitelotus

    Twitter: @theSheenaB

    4.

    Twitter: @DixPeyton

    5.

    the guest at the white lotus coming in, destroying the native land, destroying the staff’s lives, killing someone and then heading home in first class a week later #thewhitelotus

    Twitter: @toekneepraysick

    6.

    what is the white lotus if not caucasians persevering

    Twitter: @alex_abads

    7.

    idk who needs to hear this but the television series white lotus was created by professor ned schneebly

    Twitter: @whereisMUNA

    8.

    This is the one bitch at the end of #whitelotus that I didn’t expect to say, “good for her”

    Twitter: @TheOnlyKayBye

    9.

    Sucks that today is The White Lotus season finale. This song will forever hit #TheWhiteLotus

    Twitter: @JuanCafecito

    10.

    I just wanted to know if she was okay #whitelotus

    Twitter: @GrossmanMax

    11.

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall ran so that The White Lotus could also run but in a very different direction

    Twitter: @davidehrlich

    12.

    #whitelotus My fall plans The Delta variant

    Twitter: @gdimascio714

    13.

    #whitelotus finale spoilers without context.

    Twitter: @vickimarzz

    14.

    my two brain cells going into the White Lotus finale

    Twitter: @TwitterTV

    15.

    Can we PLEASE raise a GoFundMe for Belinda’s spa business? @natasharothwell has me ready to invest. #whitelotus

    Twitter: @Ryan_Wms

    16.

    The White Lotus, a six-episode prestige story built entirely around Jennifer Coolidge saying “chaise” in the finale.

    Twitter: @Slade

    17.

    “That chaise is taken but you’re a very pretty man” is truly the greatest rejection I’ve ever seen. #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus

    Twitter: @katieroo_25

    18.

    Twitter: @SpencerAlthouse

    19.

    Would love to play Nicole Mossbacher’s loyal gay underling who is also quietly and slowly stealing from her in a Nicole Mossbacher White Lotus spinoff

    Twitter: @ecareyo

    20.

    Molly Shannon in The White Lotus: https://t.co/HsV6fVQsXU

    Twitter: @feistyfrank

    21.

    We are closed tomorrow. Giving our employees the day off to think about who dies in the white lotus

    Twitter: @Disneyland2go

    22.

    idk which is the more painful detail of Jake Lacy's character in White Lotus: wearing his Cornell hat to breakfast or reading Malcolm Gladwell in bed

    Twitter: @MilesKlee

    23.

    Olivia and Paula in the White Lotus looking for their green bag

    Twitter: @ConnorLounsbury

    24.

    One of my favorite details of The White Lotus is that it’s been a week and he’s read like 20 pages.

    Twitter: @caitlingilbs

    25.

    Twitter: @davidehrlich

    26.

    My days and nights are entirely scored by the theme music from The White Lotus.

    Twitter: @MsSarahPaulson

    27.

    Twitter: @weaselingaround

    28.

    Twitter: @tylrmntg

    29.

    Theme song for white lotus is so fucking good it’s crazy

    Twitter: @finneas

    30.

    Kai from the White Lotus I’m free Friday night if you’re not doing anything I’m free Friday night in case you didn’t catch me I am indeed free on Friday night with no plans in my calendar for Friday night #whitelotus

    Twitter: @aramnotagoat

    31.

    Twitter: @TinctureDrone

    32.

    The worst part about THE WHITE LOTUS is knowing this dude isn't the person who dies. #TheWhiteLotus

    Twitter: @NineDaves

    33.

    white lotus makes me feel like i’m having a panic attack at the

    Twitter: @uhhdouni

    34.

    Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus

    Twitter: @b0ytr0y

    35.

    i want this on my grave https://t.co/iSN3d1Wril

    Twitter: @lukasgage