50 Jokes About Taylor Swift's "Evermore" That Are Almost As Good As The Album
"Coronavirus might work hard, but Taylor Swift works harder in 2020."
In case you missed it, Taylor Swift released ANOTHER album, Evermore, and the vibes are ✨immaculate✨.
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The album features 15 brand-new tracks, along with two bonus tracks, all written by Taylor, the National's Aaron Dessner, Jack Antonoff, and William Bowery — aka Taylor's longtime boyfriend, Joe Alwyn.
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Since the album's announcement, fans have been joking nonstop. So, here are the best Evermore jokes — imho, of course:
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this woman keeps showing up and dropping albums at my door she’s insane
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This is...impressive. https://t.co/BipLmN7dgf
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You know what time it is... #evermorealbum https://t.co/E5JdPltd0k
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no body, no crime (2020)
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well, she's not named taylor slow
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taylor swift out there saving 2020 #evermore #TaylorSwift
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taylor swift made two whole albums in isolation while I'm still struggling to write an essay BYE😭
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#evermore taylor swift in 2020:
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Folklore and Evermore
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There's an Olive Garden in the Gillette Stadium parking lot. The next tour is going to be wild.
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swifties right now:
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evermore and folklore sitting at the top of my list of favorite albums
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not today she’s probably busy crying over evermore by taylor swift like the rest of us
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My wallet sure is grateful that Taylor didn’t release 9 different covers for the evermore album whew
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taylor in "no body, no crime" #evermorealbum
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taylor swift in folklore and evermore :
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fans of taylor swift will love our new ride where you wander out into the woods and never return
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corona might work hard, but taylor swift works harder in 2020.
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taylor swift and haim - no body, no crime (2020)
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me to taylor swift when she dropped two sad ass albums in span of 4 months #evermorealbum
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bitches be like “im fine” but then tolerate it Taylor Swift 2:15━━━━━❍——4:05 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100% #evermorealbum
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the girls are listening to taylor swift and the boys are listening to kid cudi. it’s 2008 again 😌
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i wish i was a lesbian taylor swift fan it really seems like they have so much fun
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no one: taylor swift knocking at republic records' door:
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taylor swift new album
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Swiffers in 2019: what if lover is a 2 part album? 🤡🤡🤡 Taylor Swift: ✍️two ✍️part ✍️album
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taylor swift jack antonoff with a new and song idea aaron dessner at 2 am
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no body, no crime
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I’m honestly surprised it took 9 albums for taylor swift to start singing explicitly about murdering men
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