Fans Are Freaking Out Over Taylor Swift's New 10-Minute Version Of "All Too Well," And I, For One, Am Not All Too Well

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    After about a decade, Taylor Swift has finally released her legendary 10-minute-long version of "All Too Well," and the lyrics, well, they cut pretty deep, my friend.

    The song is allegedly about Taylor's rocky relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal and their trip upstate to Maggie Gyllenhaal's house back in 2010 — aka the trip where Taylor lost her beloved scarf.

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    Now, without further ado, here are all the best jokes, tweets, and reactions about the song so far:

    1.

    jake gyllenhaal’s current girlfriend after she listens to All too Well #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @mariam_mohamed_
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    2.

    collectively annoying her for over a decade into dropping the 10 min version of all too well may be the best thing we’ve done as a fandom #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @reputushion

    3.

    are u ok babe you’ve barely touched ur any other song but all too well 10 minute version specifically verse 3

    Twitter: @maisiehpeters

    4.

    me screaming every taylor suddenly lyrics of all too well interrupting my flow 10 min ver on the with new lyrics first half of song #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @swifttwiceu

    5.

    jake gyllenhaal listening to the 10 minutes version of all too well realizing 21 taylor called him out for the future “I'll get older but your lovers stay my age” #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @gecemiyyyyyyy

    6.

    I JUST PRESSED PLAY ON THE ALL TOO WELL 10 MINUTE VERSION

    Twitter: @thetaylight

    7.

    I WOKE UP EARLY FOR RED TV AND IM SORRY BUT I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO “ALL TOO WELL 10 MINUTES” THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL SADDEST DEPRESSED HEARTBREAKING THING IVE EVER HEARD THE STORY IN FULL IS JUST…AN EXPERIENCE

    Twitter: @Swiftsbeatles

    8.

    taylor releasing the all too well 10 minute version

    Twitter: @mitskilled

    9.

    Joe Jonas going to sleep tonight knowing all the attention is on Jake Gyllenhaal

    Twitter: @camprockqueen

    10.

    WAIT????? WHAT THE FUCK????? does anyone hear that faint background noise in the background of all too well ten min version around the 4 min mark??? i was listening with airpods and i could hear it better someone literally whispers salt air and the rust on your door

    Twitter: @graciousswift13

    11.

    all too well 10 minute version really feels like jake gyllenhaal hurt me too

    Twitter: @ench4ntedlvr

    12.

    AAAAND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISEEEEE #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @itslrn_

    13.

    jake gyllenhaal when an album revealing intimate details about a 2.5-month relationship he had 11 years ago makes Spotify crash #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @hollyhales

    14.

    Twitter: @swifolkfolk

    15.

    Jake Gyllenhaal now that #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion has been released:

    Twitter: @amarveloustime_

    16.

    @taylorswift13 Live footage of me listening to all too well ten minute version

    Twitter: @cloudsvolumesix

    17.

    Anyone else get the 3 day version of all too well

    Twitter: @pjayevans

    18.

    crying at a ten minute long version of all too well cause how badly do u fuck up for someone to write a ten minute break up song about you

    Twitter: @mitskilled

    19.

    Me listening to the All Too Well 10 Minute Version #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @louforshru

    20.

    gonna take 4 days to process all too well 10 min taylor’s version

    Twitter: @carlyincontro

    21.

    listening to listening to 22 all too well (taylor’s version) (taylor’s version)

    Twitter: @lillyswiftt13

    22.

    everything I’ve learned about Jake Gyllenhaal I’ve learned against my will

    Twitter: @plsgtfolol

    23.

    Me after listening to All Too Well 10 minute version

    Twitter: @RyanSchocket

    24.

    when you shuffle red tv and it switches from All Too Well(10 minute version) to I Knew You Were Trouble #RedTaylorsVersion #ItsRedSeason

    Twitter: @chaeunwooloml

    25.

    listening to all too well (10 minute version)

    Twitter: @savannahjai

    26.

    just listened all too well 10 minutes version

    Twitter: @fancysnaake

    27.

    Twitter: @lassonocontext

    28.

    Cool thing about 10 minute version of All Too Well is that when you’re feeling maybe as sad as you can possibly ever imagine, you realize you’re only 4 minutes in. #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @MajorPhilebrity

    29.

    Taylor after absolutely tearing apart Jake Gyllenhaal for 10 minutes #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @pheebsrowen

    30.

    all too well: they say all's well that ends well but I'm in a new hell lover: all's well that ends well to end up with you. #RedTaylorsVersion #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion

    Twitter: @ThrowbackTaylor

    31.

    me listening to: red, 22, we are all too well never ever getting (10 minutes back together, version) i knew you were trouble #redtaylorsversion

    Twitter: @eyeringotlost

    32.

    weirdest experience of my life was automatically singing along to all too well and suddenly she’s saying some shit i’ve never heard i’m shaking like a motherfucker

    Twitter: @jesshakeitoff

    33.

    yeah so all too well ten minute version has me all but convinced I’ve never really been in love like THAT

    Twitter: @holy_schnitt

    34.

    me crying halfway through all too well & realizing there’s still 5 minutes left #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @themapfromme

    35.

    what if you were jake gyllenhaal and you wanted to go to heaven but god said nah remember when you missed taylor swift’s 21st birthday party

    Twitter: @404paigenotfnd

    36.

    crying this is literally jake gyllenhaal right now

    Twitter: @mitskilled

    37.

    jake gyllenhaal trying to go anywhere in public now that #RedTaylorsVersion dropped:

    Twitter: @EhresmanKatya / Theo Wargo / Getty Images

    38.

    how the fuck is jake gyllenhaal gonna go out in public after being named the shittiest boyfriend over and over again and having a 10 minute song written about how he’s too old and weird to still be acting like this? i’d lock myself in a cage and swallow the key

    Twitter: @exilenarry

    39.

    actually losing it imagining 30 year old jake gyllenhaal saying "fuck the patriarchy" as he gives his keys to his teenage girlfriend taylor swift so that she can drive the car

    Twitter: @nowyousieme

    40.

    taylor swift watching everyone react to all too well 10 minute version when jake gyllenhaal hasn’t even crossed her mind for half a decade

    Twitter: @gretagerwigflew

    41.

    me to jake gyllenhaal after all too well 10 min version:

    Twitter: @hanfliesolo

    42.

    all these years we’ve been wondering where the scarf is but I really want to know where’s that keychain

    Twitter: @robsheff

    43.

    Twitter: @Morenhoe

    44.

    Twitter: @ladslouve

    45.

    All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

    Twitter: @tootsdeville

    46.

    Jake Gyllenhaal right now trying to find that Innocent Smelling Scarf : #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @treacheroustine

    47.

    john mayer after he saw what happened to jake gyllenhaal #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @tayspetsch

    48.

    I’M SCARED OF THE SHORT FILM FOR ALL TOO WELL………………. but I guess the most scared of us is Jake Gyllenhaal himself

    Twitter: @tayjoondaylight

    49.

    Jake, you should have just given her her scarf back.

    Twitter: @qtcinderella

    And if you're like me and can't stop crying over "All Too Well (Taylor's Version)," then get ready for Taylor's self-written and directed short film about the whole experience, debuting on YouTube tonight at 7.

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